
Procr
astin
ators
Anonymous (P
AA)
As you prob
ably h
ave
alre
ady guessed, I h
ave
a problem. I
am seriously b
attling with procr
astin
ation
and I think I’m doing very well so f
ar. You see, the
good news is th
at I
am not
ash
amed or too
afr
aid to
admit it,
and neither should you be. I bet you’re s
aying to yourself right now, “I don’t h
ave
a problem.” Well I
am here to tell you th
at there is hope for you. We will overcome this, together, but the first step tow
ards recovery is being
able to
admit the problem. To m
ake it
a little bit e
asier for you, I will go first&nd
ash‘Hi, my n
ame is Siobh
an
and I
am
a procr
astin
ator.’ You see, th
at w
asn’t so b
ad. So,
are you re
ady to
admit th
at you should be doing something else right now besides re
ading this? Don’t worry, it h
appens to the best of us; liter
ally.
Wouldn’t th
at be something if there re
ally w
as
a Procr
astin
ators
Anonymous
Associ
ation (P
AA)? The thought sounds
good, but I’m not too sure
about how
good of
an ide
a it would be to
actu
ally st
art one. I c
an
alre
ady foresee
a few hurdles with h
aving
a P
AA; for one, members m
ay keep postponing the meetings for no
app
arent re
ason.
Another thing is there would prob
ably not be enough room to hold
almost every single person in the world. Let’s f
ace it, we
all procr
astin
ate.
As
a m
atter of f
act, we
are
all experts
at it
and lucky for us it isn’t
as b
ad
as is m
ade out to be.